Welfare Porn?? What is this world coming to…
I really sincerely thought I’d heard it all. But recently, while educating myself on local issues, a bullshit “national” story came through: Octomom Nadya Suleman wants to do porn. Firstly……HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Okay but really. Is this bitch SERIOUS? I mean, first of all, everyone knows you’re in debt and now you’ve publicly declared bankruptcy. Duh. What … Continue reading
And now…back to our regularly scheduled programming…
Well, well, well…we meet again, Shut Up List. After taking a nearly four month hiatus from writing this blog, I’m back. You might say that I got overwhelmed with all the folks I wanted to tell to shut up…or you could say that things that are more important than the celebrity/pop culture-sphere took over. To … Continue reading
Steven Tyler – seriously…just stop
When you look like an ape, you’re lucky if you can make it in the world of celebrities. But when you look like AND sound like an ape, it’s just some kind of damned miracle. And enter stage right, Steven Tyler. Don’t get me wrong – Aerosmith was a great band back in the day … Continue reading
In an effort to not make anyone cry through the holidays…
The Shut Up List is on vacation until Jan. 4. Look for an exciting new post about another of the world’s many jackasses! Thanks for reading! Hope you’ve all had a wonderful holiday season!
A list of things you shouldn’t do if you’re trying to run for office…
This may be a long time overdue, but I feel like it could be a valid resource for politicians still in the running… Herman Cain, you poor soul. When those silly Republicans started making the list of folks who might get the chance to run for President, I was just as excited as the next … Continue reading
If I hear the phrase ‘Tot Mom’ one more time…
Yet another reason to dislike people who rape, murder and kidnap their children – Nancy Grace. This nearing-senior-citizen-status psycho has overstepped her boundaries many a time. Not only was she accused for the suicide of one of her interviewees, she squeezed into a couple of cleavage-baring flapper dresses on Dancing with the Stars (seriously, barf). … Continue reading
I’m just saying, you could do better…at shutting your mouth.
Oooooh Drake. Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake. Am I the only one tired of hearing about how awkward it is adjusting to fame from this ‘entertainer’? Seriously, dude. You’ve been adjusting since 2001 when you started on Degrassi. I mean, I guess being a half black Canadian Jew may be a little strange, … Continue reading
Hey LeBron – take your talents, your mouth and your voice to South Beach…and stay there
LeBron James…where do I even begin when it comes to this asshole? In 2003 when LeBron James somehow managed to impress enough teachers to actually graduate from high school, I nearly crapped my pants when the news broke that he was staying in Ohio and playing for my Cleveland Cavaliers. I, like the rest of … Continue reading
Taylor Swift – Close your mouth…literally
I’ve never been a fan of Taylor Swift. Sorry, I guess I missed that ‘I want to hear some hormonal teenager talk about how awkward being a teenager is when I haven’t been a teenager for 6 years’ bus. Listen, bitch – been there, done that. But I didn’t need to make three chart-topping albums … Continue reading
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