A list of things you shouldn’t do if you’re trying to run for office…
This may be a long time overdue, but I feel like it could be a valid resource for politicians still in the running… Herman Cain, you poor soul. When those silly Republicans started making the list of folks who might get the chance to run for President, I was just as excited as the next … Continue reading
If I hear the phrase ‘Tot Mom’ one more time…
Yet another reason to dislike people who rape, murder and kidnap their children – Nancy Grace. This nearing-senior-citizen-status psycho has overstepped her boundaries many a time. Not only was she accused for the suicide of one of her interviewees, she squeezed into a couple of cleavage-baring flapper dresses on Dancing with the Stars (seriously, barf). … Continue reading
I’m just saying, you could do better…at shutting your mouth.
Oooooh Drake. Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake. Am I the only one tired of hearing about how awkward it is adjusting to fame from this ‘entertainer’? Seriously, dude. You’ve been adjusting since 2001 when you started on Degrassi. I mean, I guess being a half black Canadian Jew may be a little strange, … Continue reading
Hey LeBron – take your talents, your mouth and your voice to South Beach…and stay there
LeBron James…where do I even begin when it comes to this asshole? In 2003 when LeBron James somehow managed to impress enough teachers to actually graduate from high school, I nearly crapped my pants when the news broke that he was staying in Ohio and playing for my Cleveland Cavaliers. I, like the rest of … Continue reading
Taylor Swift – Close your mouth…literally
I’ve never been a fan of Taylor Swift. Sorry, I guess I missed that ‘I want to hear some hormonal teenager talk about how awkward being a teenager is when I haven’t been a teenager for 6 years’ bus. Listen, bitch – been there, done that. But I didn’t need to make three chart-topping albums … Continue reading
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